For everyone still in the alley · Solana · rewards in BABA

Open
Sesame. the money is in the cave

Forty thieves locked the money in a cave. AliCat found the password. Hold $ALICAT, ride the carpet, and the Cash Cave rewards you in Alibaba stock. Every trade. While you sleep.

Open Sesame Watch the cave Make a meme
Alibaba stock, live — BABA reading the scroll…
Alibaba stock, live — BABA reading the scroll… IN
−4 mTHE CASH CAVE
AliCat at the open doors of the Cash Cave, one paw raised after saying the password, gold coins and treasure chests glowing inside the mountain

How the Cash Cave rewards

Every trade drops 3% into the cave.

StonkFun turns that cut into BABA, Alibaba stock on-chain, and hands it to whoever is holding. Not more cat. Not a promise from the group chat. A share of the company named after the same story.

BABA rewarded to Riders — —
Reward drops—
Riders fed—
Avg haul / wallet—
Last drop—
Market cap—
24h volume—

Launching on StonkFun. 3% transfer tax, quote-only fees, rewards in BABA.

Trade3%BABAYour wallet
The Keeper 16%of supply

16% of supply sits in a public treasury, address published. It earns BABA like any Rider, and that yield goes back to the community. Who gets what is published with the first drop.

Keeper wallet · Solana Published at launch
Keeper 16%BABA yieldThe community

Every reward to the Keeper is on-chain. Check it, don't trust it.

Why Alibaba stock, not more $ALICAT. Alibaba Group was founded in 1999 in a Hangzhou apartment by Jack Ma and 17 co-founders, and named after this exact tale because the story is known in every language. Today it is one of the largest commerce and cloud companies on earth (NYSE: BABA). On Solana, BABA is issued by Backpack Securities, backed 1:1 by real shares, redeemable, and trades 24/7. Rewarding Riders in it means every trade, every panic, every red candle buys you a piece of the company that took its name from the cave. The thieves locked the cave. The Cash Cave hands it back out.

−8 mTHE CARPET

How fast is yours

How much BABA does your carpet carry?

Built from the BABA that actually lands in Rider wallets, not a cut of volume. Before launch it flies on the assumptions below. Enter your position and the cave does the maths.

Projected · pre-launch model
ALICAT

Worth —

Your BABA, per day
—BABA

≈ — / day

7 days—≈ —
30 days—≈ —
Assumptions (editable until launch data replaces them)

Reading the scroll…

Position
—ALICAT
Value
—modelled price
Share of supply
—eligible supply
Daily rate
—simple annualized
Wen lambo +
Wen a year of cat food—$3,650 (a $10-a-day habit) ÷ estimated daily rewards
Wen lambo—$270K car ÷ estimated daily rewards

Estimates are a model, not a promise. Volume, holder count, reward timing, execution and market prices all change the result. Once the token is live this panel switches to observed rewards from StonkFun. BABA on Solana tracks Alibaba Group (NYSE: BABA) 1:1 and is issued by Backpack Securities.

−11 mALIBABA

The reward

Paid in Alibaba. The stock, not the story.

$ALICAT does not reward you in more $ALICAT. It rewards you in BABA, a Solana token backed one-for-one by a real share of Alibaba Group. Here is what you are actually holding.

AliCat sitting on a mountain of gold coins inside the cave, holding up a gold coin set with a green gem
Alibaba stock, live
—per token · 1 token = 1 Alibaba share

Reference price via Jupiter. Alibaba trades on the NYSE as BABA.

01 · THE SLOGAN

Open Sesame the password

  • The two words that open the mountain in the tale of Ali Baba and the forty thieves, told for three hundred years in every language on earth.
  • Forty thieves said it to hide the money. One stray overheard it and walked in.
  • Here it is the buy button. Say the word, you are on the carpet.
  • The cave does not check who you are. It checks that you hold.
02 · THE COMPANY

Alibaba Group Hangzhou, 1999 · NYSE: BABA

  • Founded in 1999 in a Hangzhou apartment by Jack Ma and 17 co-founders. Named after the tale because everyone, everywhere, already knew it.
  • Taobao, Tmall and Alibaba Cloud: one of the largest commerce and cloud companies on earth, with more than a billion annual shoppers across its marketplaces.
  • Listed on the NYSE in 2014 in what was then the largest IPO in history.
  • Every cart in a nation of 1.4 billion people, one ticker.
03 · THE TOKEN

BABA Alibaba stock on Solana

  • Issued by Backpack Securities. Each token is backed 1:1 by an Alibaba share held in custody, and redeemable for it.
  • Lives on Solana, trades 24/7, sits in a normal wallet. Six decimals, one mint.
  • On StonkFun's quote list, so the Cash Cave can send it straight to Riders.
  • Mint BABA…6BZp. Solscan
THE LORE

Forty thieves hid the money. One stray heard the password.

The thieves hid everything they took in a cave in the mountain and sealed it with two words. AliCat, a stray from the alley behind the restaurants, followed them one night and heard the words. Open Sesame. The mountain opened. He could not carry everyone up on foot, so he found a flying carpet: $ALICAT. Hold it, you are on it. It flies day and night and it lands in the cave, where the money turns into Alibaba stock and gets handed to whoever is riding.

Not an Alibaba product. Alibaba Group took its name from the same folk tale; we borrowed the tale, not the company. Nobody in Hangzhou knows this page exists.

READ THE SCROLL
  • Check your jurisdiction. Tokenized stocks are not available everywhere. Backpack Securities sets who can hold BABA; check your eligibility before you touch any of this.
  • Thin on-chain market. BABA on Solana is young and DEX liquidity is still shallow. Getting in and out is harder than on an exchange.
  • A stock is a stock. It can go down. Big companies have bad quarters too.
  • Not advice. Nothing here is financial or legal advice. Amounts, timing and eligibility of rewards are set by the launch rail.

Sources: Alibaba Group corporate history and NYSE listing records, Backpack Securities documentation, StonkFun launch form, Jupiter price and token APIs. Figures as of 17 Sep 2026.

−15 mTHE FORTY THIEVES

The ones who locked the cave

They rob you eight cents at a time, every day, and call it Tuesday.

Nobody is robbing you at gunpoint. That's the trick. The thieves are not people. They are forms. They have letterheads and hold music. AliCat counted forty. Here they are, so you know who to say the word to.

  1. Inflationsteals while you sleep, never leaves fingerprints
  2. Rentbuys the landlord a second building with your first
  3. The overdraft feecharges you for being poor, in advance
  4. The 9 to 5 that became 7 to 7your hours, their margin
  5. The commutetwo unpaid hours a day, ten years of your life
  6. The student loanthe only debt you can't escape by dying
  7. The minimum balancea fee for not having enough to be charged fees
  8. The middlemandoesn't make it, doesn't move it, takes a cut
  9. The 2% feetwo percent of everything, forever, for a spreadsheet
  10. The 4pm closeyour money works banker's hours, you don't
  11. The three-day settlementit's your money, wait
  12. The accredited rulethe good deals are for people who already have money
  13. The pensionyou'll never see it
  14. The subscriptionyou forgot, they didn't
  15. The 29% cardcompounding, on groceries
  16. The credit scorea number that runs your life, made by strangers
  17. The algorithmsells you the thing, then sells your attention
  18. The IPO popup 80% on day one, you were allowed in on day two
  19. The buybackthey got richer, you got a thank-you email
  20. The layoff over Zoomfifteen minutes, no follow-up
  21. Unlimited PTOthat you can't take
  22. The raisesmaller than thief 01
  23. The gig appyou own the car, the gas and the risk, they own the customer
  24. The insurancecovers everything except this
  25. The fee on the feehidden inside the other fee
  26. The airport exchange raterobbery with a smile
  27. The wire$45 to move your own money, slower than a horse
  28. We'll get back to youthey won't
  29. The unpaid internshipexperience, payable in rent
  30. The roundingalways their way, always
  31. The 0.01% savings ratewhile they lend it out at 8
  32. The bailoutthey fail, you cover it; you fail, you cover it
  33. The lotterya tax on hope, sold to the hopeful
  34. The advisoradvised himself first
  35. The networkyou weren't born into
  36. The waiting roomyour time, billed to you
  37. The fine printwritten so you won't read it
  38. The forty-year planwork until you're too tired to enjoy it
  39. The idea that this is normalthe biggest thief of all
  40. The lock on the caveOpen Sesame.
PASSWORD · FOUND

  • They don't want your money. They want your time.

    Money is just how they collect it. AliCat found the password. The Cash Cave hands it back out in BABA.

Open Sesame Post thief #39

Forty thieves, no faces. Not a list of companies, a list of habits. Not financial advice.

−22 mTHE MAP

The route

Five stops to the cave.

From the alley to the first rewards. Each stop on Solana, each one rewarding in Alibaba stock. Draft roadmap. Dates land with the launch.

  1. STOP 01NOW

    The Alley

    Launch on StonkFun paired to BABA with a 3% transfer tax and quote-only fees. The door opens. Anyone who says the word is on the carpet.

  2. STOP 02NEXT

    The Password

    First rewards land. Reward cadence and eligibility posted with every drop. Dexscreener, Jupiter and the chart go live.

  3. STOP 03LATER

    The Carpet

    Riders grow. Graduation to Raydium. The Keeper publishes its first drop, on-chain, for anyone to check.

  4. STOP 04LATER

    The Cash Cave

    Deeper liquidity, more volume through the door, more BABA through the cave. Meme tooling, collabs and rider-only drops.

  5. STOP 05LATER

    Zim Zim Zala Bim

    The words Riders shout when BABA lands. No date, no number, no promise. Hold, and you will know it when you hear it.

Roadmap is a draft. Not affiliated with StonkFun, Backpack Securities or Alibaba Group.

−30 mTHE DOOR
A crowd of riders on flying carpets streaming across a night sky toward a lit cave in the mountain

Ways in

Say the word.

Hold $ALICAT and you are on the carpet. Alibaba stock lands in your wallet while you hold. Amounts, timing and eligibility get posted with each drop.

SCROLL$ALICAT · Solana · contract addressDoor: open
Contract · Solana TBA · launching on StonkFun
Combo
The Cash Cave: 3% of every trade, rewarded in BABA (Alibaba stock)
Directions
Hold. The carpet flies while you do.
Treasury
The Keeper: 16% of supply in a public wallet. Its BABA goes back to the community.
Warnings
Not financial advice. May cause carpet burn.
01StonkFunlaunch rail · rewards 02Jupiterswap from SOL 03RaydiumALICAT / BABA pair 04Dexscreenerthe chart 05Xthe group chat 06Backpackbuy BABA · the issuer's exchange 07The meme cavecaption the cat, post it 08BABA on SolscanAlibaba stock · the reward asset